Powerball

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What would you do if you won Powerball? Closing this tab and immediately opening a comically large bottle of champagne would be the first order of business. Then, maybe you’d start that love story about immortal yetis you said you were always going to write if you didn’t work so damn much. Maybe you’d buy an island and make yourself Prime Minister. Maybe you’d re-make Top Gun using actual geese. Maybe you’d start a line of tiny knitted socks for Dachshunds or, if cats are more you’re thing, start a luxury pet hotel for rescue cats. Whatever tickles your pickle, if you won, you’d surely play by your own rules.

Close your eyes, open your ears and imagine what you’d do if you won Powerball.